Actor World Records  

When he was just 735 days old, Silas Good quoted Zach Galifianakis' ’“My beard hurts” joke from the character portion of his performance in Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion. In the performance, Galifianakis portrays a five-year old with a beard.

Esther Crow reenacted Jack Nicholson’s “I’m Gonna Bash Your Brains In” scene from The Shiningin 39.10 seconds. The original scene is one minute, 27 seconds long. Crow set the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses. This record contains adult language. Full Script: STAY AWAY FROM ME! WHY? I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO MY ROOM. WHY? WELL Irsquo;M VERY CONFUSED AND I JUST NEED A CHANCE TO THINK THINGS OVER. YOUrsquo;VE HAD YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE TO THINK THINGS OVER. WHAT GOOD’S A FEW MINUTES MORE GONNA DO YOU NOW? JACK! STAY AWAY FROM ME! PLEASE! DONrsquo;T HURT ME! Irsquo;M NOT GONNA HURT YA. STAY AWAY FROM ME! WENDYhellip; STAY AWAY! DARLING. LIGHT OF MY LIFE. Irsquo;M NOT GONNA HURT YA. YOU DIDNrsquo;T LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE. I SAID Irsquo;M NOT GONNA HURT YA. Irsquo;M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR BRAINS IN. I’M GONNA BASH THEM RIGHT THE FUCK IN. STAY AWAY FROM ME! DONrsquo;T HURT ME! Irsquo;M NOT GONNA HURT YOU. STAY AWAY FROM ME! STAY AWAY FROM ME! PLEASE! STOP SWINGING THE BAT STAY AWAY FROM ME! PUT THE BAT DOWN WENDY. STOP IT! WENDY, GIVE ME THE BAT. [#WRAS11][]

Andru McArther told six original Don Knotts knock-knock jokes in 30 seconds.

Jackulator has a soundboard called the Hybrid 4 that features 22,000 audio clips of Jack Nicholson.

Michael Winslow, who played Sgt. Larvell quot;Motor Mouthquot; Jones in all the Police Academy films, released a fake burp that was 23.68 seconds. Only people who have appeared in any of the seven Police Academy[] films are eligible to challenge this record. Winslow set the record live on Y107’s Cosmo amp; JC Radio Show in Columbia, Missouri. #celebpick