Fastest World Records  

Badboysouth drank a 12-oz. can of Mountain Dew in 5.85 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Wearing an Indian costume and holding a red balloon, Schacht N. ran down an up escalator in 7.56 seconds.

Keith A. finished the USA 3 level of Doritos Crash Course in 55.79 seconds.

Joe H. recited the preamble to the U.S. Constitution in 8.87 seconds

Isaac Louie removed all of the spades from a deck of cards in 11.51 seconds.

Chris Batts pulled a 2,100-kilogram car 25 meters in 57.88 seconds while in a wheelchair.

Anthony R. finished Chill Gardens in Ultimate Flash Sonic in 13.74 seconds.

Robert and his family popped 23 balloons with plastic forks in 6.20 seconds while wearing party hats.

Gary Pearlman made a spinning merry-go-round bubble in 26.36 seconds.

Titano Oddfellow crushed five flashlights with his teeth in 31.44 seconds. WARNING: This record can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional stunt man. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Sam W. completed level 1 of Max Dirt Bike Challenge in 4.00 seconds.

Matmath8 completed a speedrun of Minecraft Map Sprint in two minutes, 50.21 seconds.

Record Setter walked on top of a row of 86 bottles blindfolded in one minute, 24.38 seconds.

Suresh G. rewound a 30-meter fiber measuring tape in 19.20 seconds.

Alicia Weber performed an arms-only rope climb in 8.24 seconds.

Doron T. tweeted "I'm trying to become the world's fastest tweeter." in 5.72 seconds.