Squirrel World Records  

Matt Vescovo displays a tremendous penchant for animal flirtation by delivering 10 non-nut sexual innuendos to a squirrel in one minute, a new world record. He began an 11th (“Can I enter your treehole?”), but was unable to complete it within the alloted time. Vescovo wooed the squirrel with such lines as “I’ve got a wonderful place for you to hibernate” and “I’d like to become one with nature.” He performed the feat at a World Record Appreciation Society event held in New York City on February 11, 2009. Corey Henderson and Dan Rollman served as witnesses. [#WRAS03][]

Andy Pelphrey sat in a rocking chair with four mounted squirrels.

Andy Pelphrey made 11 successful right-handed basketball shots while holding a mounted squirrel in his left hand.

Andy Pelphrey has a mounted red squirrel with a tail that measures 11 inches long.

Andy Pelphrey has two grey squirrels mounted on same mount with tails that measure a combined length of 14.25 inches long.

Andy Pelphrey’s two mounted grey squirrels have a combined length of 34.5 inches. The squirrels are mounted on the same mount. The first squirrel measures 18 inches in length while the other one is 16.5 inches long.

Andy Pelphrey has a mounted red squirrel that measures a length of 23.5 inches long. The tail is included in the measurement.